Yo yo peeps, I was out hitting the waves by Bull island yesterday and I’ll tell ya what, there’s nothing like it. The tubes were tiny and perfect for a beginner. Granted, I totalled my board, took out a school of kite surfers, accidently punched their instructor and nearly drowned the lifeguard… but… who cares about them… bunch of losers, get a real job is what i say. Stop pretending you’re a fish…

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